N: Because the bug found a spot there and thought, this would be a good place to eat!
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Me: Should we go in and find my husband?
J: He's not your husband! He's your darling!
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Daddy: Did you get to see the lions at the zoo?
Me: No, we didn't get all the way back there today.
N: Yes we did! We saw lions! .... (a questioning silence ensues) .... We saw sea lions!
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Me: (Reading a freaking long Curious George book out loud before bed) ....
N: Pause!
Me: (Stunned silence)
N: Pause Mommy! I have to go potty!
Me: Pause?! I'm not the DVR!
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