Grandpa: "Nathan, do you have any 'henweighs'?"
Nathan: "I have 57 henweighs!"
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Mom: "I love you, Jack."
Jack: "Well, I love you 350 miles per hour."
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Jack: "Mommy, can I play my recordian? I mean my marmomica?"
Mommy: "You mean your harmonica?"
Jack: "Yeah, that's what I said."
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Nathan: "Before I put on my underwear, I always check to make sure there's no poop in there."
1 comment:
HAHAHA! They totally cracked me up... especially that last one! Kids are so much fun, huh?
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