This morning I awoke to my boys' voices. I finally deciphered that they were in the bathroom together. But doing what? I wearily pulled myself out of bed and, in the bathroom, found Jack sitting on the toilet and Nathan holding a toddler wipe (like a baby wipe but flushable).
Nathan said to Jack, "But Jack, I know how to do it!"
Then Jack said, "But I don't want you to do it!"
And then I realized what was going on. Nathan was going to wipe Jack's butt.
After shuddering internally for a moment, I replied, "That's very sweet Nathan, but most people don't want someone else to wipe their butt. Unless it's Mommy or Daddy."