Jack: "Mommy, what's a distraction? Miss Katie says we can't cause a distraction."
Mommy: "Well, a distraction is something that keeps someone from doing what they are supposed to be doing."
Jack: "You mean like - hey, your dress is very beautiful."
Mommy: "What? Um, no. Uh, I mean, that's more of a compliment."
Jack (thoughtfully): "Oh."
(I'm not sure what to make of this one. Is he saying this to the girls at school??!! Maybe his teacher has told him that HE'S the distraction. Ugh.)