The scene: The big bathroom (we call it the "big" bathroom, but it's actually tiny - just a little bit "bigger" than our other very tiny bathroom).
The players: J and Mommy
Action: J has just gone poop in the potty (!!). Mommy is doing something she never once imagined she would ever do for a person who could stand on their own two legs - she is wiping someone else's butt.
J: Mommy, look! My poop is shaped like a "J"! Just like me!
(And you know what, it really did look like a J.)